It was 3:00 a.m. on a Friday night. Jesse, Brown, and I were sitting at the table next to the subway in Wal-mart in Lebanon. I had been totally pumped up after seeing Zombieland, and I needed desperately to do something. “Do you guys want to go to Jersey?” Well, needless to say, we piled into the Ghost Cloud and set off for Jersey. We arrived somewhere near Drew University at about 5:30 a.m. It was there we slept in the van, parked at a Wallgreens. The next day we hit up Tim. We had a kicking B-fresh at the commons. Later that night, we hit up a social gathering with the local soccer team. It was a little cramped, but fun none the less. Brown, Tim, and I stepped out for a outhouse break. Within a few minutes the fire alarm went off. I then saw Jesse being drugg out by our new friend Matt. Thankfully we made it out untouched by flames and police. Another victory for the Van Kids.
About me
We are the Van Kids. We are an organization of unique specialists who like to hang out in the back of a van.WHY WE MADE THIS:
This is the "Van Kids" chronicles A.K.A "A Thousand Cheeks." This page was created so that all of the Van Kid's experiences could be remembered and eventually turned into a book for profit. Then a movie will later be made, which won't be as good as the book. However, the movie will make enough profit for all the Van Kids to retire to a house in the middle of Washington state with an infinite supply of "Bang Bang Juice." So anyways that's why this page was made.
