This is Tim. Tim has been running with the Van Kids for awhile. He is always in pursuit of gettting some.(And he usually gets what he came for) Sorry, no more “Stairway.”
Fun Facts:
1. Tim grew up eating dirt. Yeah, his mom couldn’t keep potted plants in the house.
2. Tim knows all the word to the song “Colors of the Wind.”(You know, from Pocohantas)
3. Tim is Ernest Hemmingway.
4. Tim has made out with a girl who has made out with a girl. (jaad)
Posted on Thursday May 21st
About me
We are the Van Kids. We are an organization of unique specialists who like to hang out in the back of a van.WHY WE MADE THIS:
This is the "Van Kids" chronicles A.K.A "A Thousand Cheeks." This page was created so that all of the Van Kid's experiences could be remembered and eventually turned into a book for profit. Then a movie will later be made, which won't be as good as the book. However, the movie will make enough profit for all the Van Kids to retire to a house in the middle of Washington state with an infinite supply of "Bang Bang Juice." So anyways that's why this page was made.
