Van Kid Update
Well it has been awhile hasn’t it. Let’s see umm… Jesse is going to be filthy rich soon. Like power rich: or superhero rich. Brown town is going to get a Vespa.(And I will never ride bitch) Leisure and Amber hooked up, FINALLY. Really guys this took way too long. Grey needs to hear something “real.” Biggie is well, umm, I’m still just doing my thing. I mean… oh yeah I quit my job.(YAY) Tim is Ernest Hemingway!!! Andrea is just a small girl. Nikki’s house has been turned into a brewery. The GHOST CLOUD still has dried pudding on the hood and a flat tire. Well I guess that’s it. That wasn’t as hard as last time.
Posted on Tuesday May 12th
About me
We are the Van Kids. We are an organization of unique specialists who like to hang out in the back of a van.WHY WE MADE THIS:
This is the "Van Kids" chronicles A.K.A "A Thousand Cheeks." This page was created so that all of the Van Kid's experiences could be remembered and eventually turned into a book for profit. Then a movie will later be made, which won't be as good as the book. However, the movie will make enough profit for all the Van Kids to retire to a house in the middle of Washington state with an infinite supply of "Bang Bang Juice." So anyways that's why this page was made.
