Dear Tumbler, sorry we haven’t talked in awhile. Hope you can forgive me. I wanted to tell you about my Easter vacation. I went on a road trip to see all my college friends. Yeah Nikki and I traveled almost 800 miles in three days. I got to see Leisure, Tim, Jaad, and Mink.(in order of appearance) Also got to meet the mystery man himself JERRY. He’s real!!! And of course the lovely Emily, who was nice enough to let us sleep in her living room for two nights. Yep I got to see many great things on that trip. For example, found the best bagel shop/aquarium in the world, I got to see oddly homoerotic phrat house, about a dozen state troopers, a grocery store completely stocked with beer, a pirate lady playing an accordien, a very ill-tempered goose, and a girl who just loved to hula-hoop. Good times in deed. Can’t wait for summer though. Although it was great seeing everyone, I hated having to say goodbye again. Summer come faster please.
It was 3:00 a.m. on a Friday night. Jesse, Brown, and I were sitting at the table next to the subway in Wal-mart in Lebanon. I had been totally pumped up after seeing Zombieland, and I needed desperately to do something. “Do you guys want to go to Jersey?” Well, needless to say, we piled into the Ghost Cloud and set off for Jersey. We arrived somewhere near Drew University at about 5:30 a.m. It was there we slept in the van, parked at a Wallgreens. The next day we hit up Tim. We had a kicking B-fresh at the commons. Later that night, we hit up a social gathering with the local soccer team. It was a little cramped, but fun none the less. Brown, Tim, and I stepped out for a outhouse break. Within a few minutes the fire alarm went off. I then saw Jesse being drugg out by our new friend Matt. Thankfully we made it out untouched by flames and police. Another victory for the Van Kids.
the goonies
Before the Van Kids, there were the Goonies. The Goonies are retired though. We see a couple of them working at Wal-mart from time to time. Chunk chills with us sometimes.
Just got a new camera and a tripod. I wanted to try both out and I was a little bored at the Hearth so…. the Hearth Shuffle was born.
Jesus Christ Walks - KanYe West vs. Brand New.
MASHUP MEDNESDAY.
Two good thing together.
About me
We are the Van Kids. We are an organization of unique specialists who like to hang out in the back of a van.WHY WE MADE THIS:
This is the "Van Kids" chronicles A.K.A "A Thousand Cheeks." This page was created so that all of the Van Kid's experiences could be remembered and eventually turned into a book for profit. Then a movie will later be made, which won't be as good as the book. However, the movie will make enough profit for all the Van Kids to retire to a house in the middle of Washington state with an infinite supply of "Bang Bang Juice." So anyways that's why this page was made.
